phanology
howellsprincess:

AU in which Dan’s best friend just happens to be a semi-defective robot who speaks in the third person. [ x ] 

“You are a piece of machinery and I cannot love a machine,” he tells him, forcing the words out. “Just like a machine cannot love me.” Phil blinks and says again, “Phil loves Dan.” “Phil-” “And,” Phil continues, his voice stabbing through Dan’s heart as he says, “Dan loves Phil?” Dan sighs, defeated, because Phil’s right; Phil is always right. Blinking back tears he forces a smile and says, “Yeah… Dan loves Phil.”

howellsprincess:

AU in which Dan’s best friend just happens to be a semi-defective robot who speaks in the third person. [ x ]

“You are a piece of machinery and I cannot love a machine,” he tells him, forcing the words out. “Just like a machine cannot love me.” Phil blinks and says again, “Phil loves Dan.”
“Phil-”
“And,” Phil continues, his voice stabbing through Dan’s heart as he says, “Dan loves Phil?”
Dan sighs, defeated, because Phil’s right; Phil is always right. Blinking back tears he forces a smile and says, “Yeah… Dan loves Phil.”

fil-lostor

I’d very much like to punch a feminist.

adventureathlete:

thattallsummonerguy:

olisaurusrex:

true-blue-brit:

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

It’d bring me great joy.

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I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….
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I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.


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what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.